| panasonic can go and fucking die |
[Apr. 12th, 2005|10:30 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  your gay | ] |
| [ | music |
| | cky - inhuman creation station | ] |
I sent the bastards my cd player cos it didnt work, as the case doesnt close on it properly so it fucks up when playing cds all the time. I spent £4 on postage and they said theyd fix it as i gots a guarantee and shit. So about 4 weeks later they send it back with a note saying "fully tested, no apparent fault". The case still wouldnt close properly, but i tried it out anyway. About 5 minutes later when i was walkin down the road with it on, it turned off, so i turned it on again, and it made funny noises and turned off again.
"NO APPARENT FAULT MY FUCKING BALLBAG YOU STUPID BASTARDS, NOW FIX MY CD PLAYER BEFORE I FIX YOUR SPOUSES TO A WALL WITH A NAILGUN", is what im'a say to them, more or less.
and what the fuck is the correct plural of spouse? is it spices? spousi? spousulars? FEH?
i have about 902345 pages of computing coursework to do now, TRA. |
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| ekh |
[Mar. 28th, 2005|05:07 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  too much coffee | ] |
| [ | music |
| | freaks union - the worst of you | ] |
im determined to make this half term not shitty. every single break ive ever had from school/college has ended up being boring as fuck. but this one will be good. dont know how yet, BUT IT WILL BE!
and i wanna see discharge again. |
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| YO. |
[Mar. 25th, 2005|05:11 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  booshin it. | ] |
| [ | music |
| | CV - Infested | ] |
Today is a good day for gay exam questions written because i drank loads of coffee and im bored i think.
1.
Read the following extract and answer the questions
"HIYA R U GOIN CREASHUN L8R CUZ BAZ SED E WOZNT GOIN CUZ E GOT A ANTI SOSHAL BEHAVYER FINGY FOR THROWIN A BRIK AT A GOFF OR SUMIN LOL! IF U IZ GOIN WOT TIME IZ U GOIN CUZ I IZ GETIN A LIFT OFF DEVVO IN IZ NEW NOVA C YA LUVVY LOL"
a) Comment on how the writer conveys feelings of dismay and anger in the use of metaphors
b) Draw a picture of a T-Rex eating a baby
c) Write a hilarious caption for this picture:
2.
Read the following poem and answer the questions
DARKNESS
is a bit gay
unfortunately i sprung the dung
SILENCE, SADNESS, SILENCE
crikey is a bladder?
hello fiddlingtons.
a) "On a scale of 1 to 10, FUCK OFF." Do you agree with this comment? Give reasons for your answer.
b) Which is heavier, a gallon of battery acid or 300 steak and kidney pies? Make reference to the black death and Frank Sinatra's spleen in your answer.
3.
Look at this picture carefully.
a) Write a sentence no more than 12 words long, describing, in detail, the emotion on the pandas face.
b) Explain, in the form of a haiku (5 syllables, then 7, then 5) why michael jackson is innocent.
I should do this professionally or somethin. |
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| boshk |
[Mar. 23rd, 2005|06:34 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | OMG! | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Resolve - Its all shit | ] |
RARRGH RARRG RARAGHR
I AM ANGRY!
ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY! YYAEYAYY! |
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| parkour and godless and pies? |
[Mar. 19th, 2005|10:22 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  tired | ] |
| [ | music |
| | extinction of mankind - life in the abyss | ] |
weeeellll i got up at like 9:30 this morning had some bread then i went to hanley with ti and we did parkour for like a million hours, then got the bus to stoke and went to godless. was a real bummer cos we missed skincheese who are well mexico, but still saw a load of sweet bands. took some photos and shit. well just photos actually.
( a photos a here yes please yes? )
well that was fun wasnt it.
im off to watch south park and drink ribena. YEAAAAH. |
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| only people go through wall |
[Mar. 18th, 2005|04:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | pure stoated like | ] |
| [ | music |
| | idol punch - future | ] |
OMG WARNING! --> THIS IS A GENERIC BORING JOURNAL ENTRY BECAUSE I AM FEELING CALM AND NOT PISSED OFF ENOUGH TO MOAN ABOUT STUFF
today is good because:
> I got a lie in
> I got away with not doing the 3 pieces of maths homework im supposed to have done
> It was hot but there was a naice breeze most o the time
> I had enough money to get decent food for once
> I plan to spend the whole night drinking beer, listening to idol punch and talking to teh homiez
today is geigh because:
> I didnt get davey the little shitruntler back for wrecking all my food. BUT VENGEANCE WILL BE HAD, AND IT WILL BE SWEET
> My ankle hurt so i couldnt do any parkour
> It was a little too hot at times
> Everyone is a cunt
So overall today was good i think.
GODLESS FEST TOMMOROW JA JA JA! I may take a camera and photographify some bands and shit.
BOOSH. |
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| boosheh |
[Mar. 17th, 2005|09:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  well knackarrd like | ] |
| [ | music |
| | stormtroopers of death - kill yourself | ] |
I laugh in the face of the law abiders. I get fuckloads of music, films and tv shows for absolutely free, those suckas dont even get an eighth of the stuff i have, AND they pay for it all! They go on about how its wrong to steal when the bands work so hard to make the cds, but it doesnt even affect them that much, and if they were for real anyway they wouldnt care about the money. I aint never getting caught. The government or the police or who-ever it is that controls stuff say theyve been "cracking down" on illegal downloading for years now, but its only people with thousands of metallica songs who use shitty programs like kazaa that get caught, and they suck!
DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD, AND THEN FUCK THE RIAA IN THE BUM BUM!
hells yeah. |
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| red nose day sucks |
[Mar. 11th, 2005|08:03 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | chillin it yo | ] |
| [ | music |
| | built to spill - sick & wrong | ] |
yeah it raises money for charity and stuff, but its still a huge pile of gay, people dressing up in WaCkY get up for no fucking reason. CROSSDRESSING DOES NOT HELP THE 3RD WORLD, STOP ACTING THE CUNT, RAISE SOME MONEY BY ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING, AND S T F U YEAH? KTHX.
Sometimes i wish i was more of a show off, cos then i could totally pwnz all these idiots with acoustic guitars who think theyre the shit cos they can play an oasis song. One ponce today was saying how "there are a lot of variations on the d chord, its quite interesting" yeah? WELL THERES A LOT OF VARIATIONS ON ANY CHORD, SHIT FOR BRAINS
then he proceded to tell everyone that it was quite clever how franz ferdinand based one of their songs around just 1 chord. Not only do franz ferdinand suck, but when a song is based around 1 note, ITS CALLED THE FUCKING KEY SIGNATURE, EVERY GOD DAMN SONG HAS ONE YOU DICK.
One of these days ima take these suckas' guitars and smash em round their franz ferdinand loving faces.
In other news, this band called built to spill that i found from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) popthetrunk are totally fackin shweet. Listen to em. Oh, and I LOVE CHANGING TO CAPS MID SENTENCE!
ÜBER UND AUS. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 8th, 2005|06:06 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  blank | ] |
| [ | music |
| | his hero is gone - surrender | ] |
people who got 7 A*'s in their gcses shouldnt have stupid pin badges on their bags that say "fuck work".
IM THE SLACKER HERE, GO AND DO LOADS OF HARD ALGEBRA OR SOMETHING. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 6th, 2005|06:09 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | bored | ] |
| [ | music |
| | police bastard - mental slave | ] |
fuckyeah. |
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| 10 things that suck. |
[Mar. 3rd, 2005|10:45 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | same as ever | ] |
| [ | music |
| | wu tang - method man | ] |
converse all stars - STOP CHASING BANDWAGONS, YOU GULLIBLE CUNTS
my chemical romance - id like them to die
scarves - if its cold, fair enough, otherwise, TAKE IT THE FUCK OFF
<3 - its an arse in a cone for fucks sake
fender squires - you arent cool because you have one yeah?
donnie darko - this film is GAY. Its not clever/deep/complex/confusing, if it was, then how come only teenage faegs with livejournals seem to like it?
kids - they fucking suck, im utterly ashamed to be one
myspace - its good for bands, but i honestly cant stay on that site for 5 minutes without ending up wanting to smash my computer over my own head repeatedly because of the extremely large amount geigh generic bandwagon loving emo kids on it
pc bastards - ILL USE THE WORDS RETARD AND GAY AS MUCH AS I WANT, YOU GAY RETARDS
livejournal - and on that note, im leaving
FUCKERS |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 2nd, 2005|02:08 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | wonky penis | ] |
| [ | music |
| | jonny and the pokers - mogolans boosh | ] |
As i was drinking some milk when i got home from that place i spend all my time listening to old people talking about wank things, i thought to myself "FUCKING TWAT".
It wasnt directed at anything in particular, but i'd decided that it is in fact the best phrase ever. It can be said in any situation to gain amazing results. For example:
"Have you seen margaret? Were supposed to be going cherry picking together"
"FUCKING TWAT."
Result: £7.26 in cash!
"Can i borrow your genitalia for a minute please?"
"FUCKING TWAT."
Result: The hubcaps from a ford fiesta.
"I love you"
"FUCKING TWAT"
Result: A lovely paintbrush, hand crafted out of bird shit.
I could go on and on and on but theres fuckers to be slapped and slaps to be fuckered.
TA TA LUVVIES LOLXX |
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| waxin ma lyrical |
[Feb. 27th, 2005|05:40 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | twatflaps | ] |
| [ | music |
| | leatherface - you are my sunshine | ] |
i am some cow pats
i am the x men
i am mary kate and ashley
i am a catfish
i am abe lincoln
i am the national lottery
I AM THE ACROBAT
I AM THE HORSESHOES
I AM THE FUCKING ROTISSERIE
i am a keychain
i am the president
i am engulfing a horse
yeah its the best song ever, fuck off if you disagree because clearly youre stupid if you do. |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 25th, 2005|11:20 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | IM JUST WONDERFUL THANKS!!one1 | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Crude - There is no light at a loss | ] |
Why the fucking hell is everyone in this country so mediocre?
Little britain watching coffee drinking indie loving converse wearing FUCKS.
Itd be sweet if this planet exploded, then no-one would have to put up with the bullshit |
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| indie music makes me wanna fight |
[Feb. 23rd, 2005|11:31 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | your gay | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Municipal Waste - Captain Ron | ] |
HOLY FUCK YEAH, i was fuckin shit up down at the razorlight show last night, and there was this guy who was all up in my face like "hello" so i fuckin hit him in the face and THRASHED THE FUCK OUT
razorlight \m/
bitches.
FUUUUUUUCK
next week im gonna go see coldplay, SWEET KLAXON WILL I BE BRINGING THE MOSH! |
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| fuck off |
[Feb. 20th, 2005|07:24 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | DIE YOU BASTARD | ] |
| [ | music |
| | AAA - just an obstruction | ] |
youre all fuckers, and im better than you, FERRRRRGH |
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| meef |
[May. 16th, 2004|12:46 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | in pain | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Aus Rotten - Poison Corporations | ] |
yesterday was much fun
mart and rob came round, we made a song, then took a mattress down to this sorta hill thing and had submission fights for about an hour
i won 1 against mart, and i could have won another but he got me in a full nelson which was impossible to get out of and reeeeeally hurt so i gave up
rob was just funny cos he kept sitting on me and choking me
today im doing nothing at all because sundays are lame
i could do with revising but im not gonna
meh |
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